Tuesday 1 April 2014

Act 24 - Grinning = winning



Today’s act is a challenge to make someone else smile by sharing some one-liners, so here are a few:

- My pet snail was too slow to win races so I took his shell off. That made him even more sluggish

- I once called the AA man to see what a man who ran on little batteries looked like (Milton Jones)

- I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again

- I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs (Peter Kay)

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