Today’s act is a challenge to make someone else smile by
sharing some one-liners, so here are a few:
- My pet snail was too slow to win races so I took his shell
off. That made him even more sluggish
- I once called the AA man to see what a man who ran on little
batteries looked like (Milton Jones)
- I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the
paper’s jammin’ again
- I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned
her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs (Peter Kay)
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